Monday, May 30, 2011

5.10.11 - Leaving Cordoba and arriving in Seville

Pics!
Eight a.m. came way too early, but we had a bus to catch, so we packed up groggily and ate our oatmeal and lumbered outside with our giant bags. We didn’t need to wait too long before a bus showed up, and the stop was right outside the door of the hostel, which was great. The bus wound slowly through the city, and it seemed to take forever to arrive at the train/bus station. Once there, we found the line to buy train tickets and told the teller in Spanish that we wanted to go to Seville. We said this so well, he initially tried to respond in Spanish, but quickly realized he wasn’t coming across and asked which language we actually spoke: “Frances? Ingles?” We switched to a mix of English and easy-for-the-tourists-to-understand Spanish. The man turned the computer screen to face us so we could see the times, and tried to sell us on the 8:50 high-speed train for 17 Euros, but we had our hearts set on the 9:25 local train that would take 20 minutes longer and cost 7 Euros less.

Everything so far brought us all the way to 8:30, so we had a bit of a wait before the train left. We of course settled into the hard blue chairs routinely found in bus stations all over the world and pulled out our computers. At around 9 we’d had enough of that, and walked off in search of our train. There were 4 different ramps leading down to the trains, and we didn’t know which to take. So we went to the first ramp - labeled “1 and 2” - and showed our tickets to the security guard at the x-ray machine. She shook her head and waved us on. We walked a bit farther - to “3 and 4” - and tried again. The lady there took pity on us, and said in perfect English with a French accent: “You always need to verify on the board which platform you need. You see, it says Cadiz is on platform number 6. The train will go to Cadiz after it stops in Seville.”

Still Cordoba - across from the hostel
We thanked her, and didn’t ask how we could possible know that the train to Cadiz was also the same train as the one to Seville, and also kept to ourselves that it would be nice if they could print just a little more info on the ticket itself. We went over to the next ramp - “5 and 6” - and walked down to the platform…..and then turned around and realized we hadn’t passed any security guards or x-ray machines or anything. Apparently, they are only worried about their high-speed trains. Not only was there no security at the low-speed trains, but there was no one there to look at our tickets and verify that we were in the right place. So we put our faith in the lady with the French accent, crossed our fingers, and got on the train.

Seville
The train did in fact stop at Seville. Since it was a local train, it made 5 quick stops before Seville - so quick that we jumped up as soon as the train slowed down for Seville so that we wouldn’t miss our chance and end up in the next city. We walked around a bit trying to find the correct bus stop for our hostel, and when we did we found that there were already a lot of people waiting for the bus. While we waited, two different people asked if this was the bus station for the airport - one in English and one in Spanish. While we’d been looking for our stop, we’d passed the airport stop, so I pointed them both in the right direction and felt pretty darn proud of myself.

Between us and our backpacks and an entire tour group loaded down with rolling suitcases and various other bags, we stuffed the bus full when it arrived. We didn’t get a seat, and struggled to find a bar to hold and keep ourselves upright as the bus turned corners and stopped more quickly than it should have. The ride was ridiculously short, especially considering they’d charged us each $2 - we could have walked it in no time! We still had quite a hike anyway, so a bit extra wouldn’t have made much difference.

We had an hour before we could check in to the hostel at 12:30, so we dropped our bags off so we could walk around the town without being bogged down. The clerk wrote our names down on cards and tied them to the bags with a rubber band. We traipsed off into the very very hot May Sevillian sun to find something to eat for lunch.

We found a strange little bar called Bar Duque that was sort of in a trailer, and we did the thing where you walk in a bit zig-zaggedly to show that you haven’t really committed to eating there. But, the place had tapas and an English menu, and it looked rather good, so we settled in at the bar (which was pretty much all there was in the tiny space) and ordered a hamburger and a “tuna on toast”. We first had a long conversation with the bartender about what was on the hamburger, as our choices were “hamburger,” “hamburger with ham”, and “hamburger with vegetables”. The bartended eventually decided that the regular hamburger would come with lettuce and tomato, and so that’s what we ordered. When it came out it was clearly a store-bought frozen patty that was quite possibly pork instead of beef, but it was still pretty good. The tuna came with roasted red peppers and tomatoes on a toasted sandwich (it was a piece of tuna steak, not to be confused with tuna from a can), and it was delicious. We also asked for tap water (“aqua de grifo”, as we learned from Jose in Madrid), and were delighted to get ice cold water from the beer tap instead of lukewarm water from the faucet. The place was a hit for us.

The chef wandered out as we were finishing up, and we waived him over and displayed our money in an international “we are ready to go how much do we owe you” gesture. I could follow enough of the Spanish to understand the dialogue that followed: he called to the waiter across the bar to find out what we’d had; the waiter answered that he should know we’d just had a hamburger and a tuna sandwich. But the chef didn’t know who had what. The waiter explained that we’d taken a knife and cut everything in half (which the chef had missed, being in the back), so he thought we just needed the total and we’d figured out how to pay on our own. The chef turned his attention back to us and clasped his hands together. “Total?” We repeated the gesture and nodded. “Total!” We actually each had our 2.25 Euros ready, since tax is already included in Spain and we could do the math ourselves. We just needed to make sure they hadn’t added anything for the water or the little breadstick basket or eating at the counter or anything else.

After lunch we returned to our hostel - the Oasis. It was brand new and very cheap - only about $16 per bed. We were staying in a 14-bed room, and the hostel had gotten some mixed reviews since it had only been open a month and only had 2 bathrooms for all 14 people. However, as soon as we saw our room we were very happy! Even though there were 7 bunks, the room was really 2 rooms, so ours only had 4 bunks, or 8 people. The second room held the other 3 bunks, and also had a cute little balcony (we were on the 2nd floor). We also had a tiny patio just for our room, with little wicker chairs and potted plants. And under each bed was a giant drawer that locked that was about twice as big as each of our backpacks, so we could put our packs in the back and still have room for clothes, toiletries, food, purses, computers, and all the other daily items we needed in the front.

Since it was the middle of the day, we took advantage of the empty bathrooms and did some laundry. It was my first time doing laundry, and I filled the sink with water and scrubbed my clothes on the pink “Zote” laundry bar I bought for this trip. Mostly I just scrubbed the “problem areas”, and then wadded the piece of clothing up to get it all nice and soapy. Tricia and I strung a clothesline around our bunk and hung our laundry on three sides, making a curtain of clothes for me on the bottom bunk.

We decided to spend some time exploring Seville, so we walked to the other side of the city to hit a couple of little churches. In front of one was a shady square full of couples and kids relaxing and playing on bikes and scooters. It was a really nice little scene, and we sat and people watched for a while. As we began our walk back in the direction of our hostel we passed a grocery store called LIDL which had really cheap prices - like an Aldi of Spain. We bought some chocolate-covered cream-filled pastries for about a dollar and made a note to return for real food (although we never did make it back there).

There was a museum called the Centro Andaluz de Arte Contemporaneo that was free on Tuesdays, so we walked over the bridge across the river Guadalquivir to check it out. It was situated in a huge monastery on a ton of land, and the entire place felt like a ghost town. We walked around aimlessly, not really sure if the occasional gate in a wall was an invitation to enter or not. Finally, we passed a bike rack with about a half dozen bikes in it, so we figured we were getting close to where we wanted to be.

We walked through a completely empty courtyard where an encouraging little sign said “tickets” with an arrow. On the walls were what we took to be graffiti: someone had drawn pictures of dollar signs in strange positions with the caption “Money Having Sex”. Soon after we learned that this was actually art, The artist is the American Jessica Diamond, and her other work at the museum include giant letters reading “I HATE BUSINESS”, the slogan “Faith in Paper”, and “Is this all there is?” That was it. I wasn’t sure I really got her work.

Finally, we arrived at the ticket office. We asked the lady if it was free, and she shook her head sadly. It used to be free on Tuesdays, but now only on Sundays. Oh well, we’d come all this way, how much is it? Well, it is 1.50 Euros each. As we began looking for change, the lady spoke again: on Tuesdays it is only free from 7 to 9 pm. We looked at the clock: 6:45. Seriously? Um, okay, we’ll go ahead and wait. We sat down in the air conditioning of the reception area, and watched as several other people came in and had the exact same conversation: “It costs1.50.” “I thought it was free today.” “No. It isn’t free today. It’s only free on Sundays. On Tuesday it isn’t free until 7.” Each person looked at the lady like they were sure they were missing something, and then went back outside to wait until 7.

At 7 the lady smiled sweetly and called us over and handed us our free tickets. We learned that most of the exhibits are temporary international exhibits that stay for three months and then move on to a different museum. This was particularly confusing to us in the exhibits where they’d painted directly onto the walls of the monastery as with Jessica’s work, or in the Marxist exhibit where three rooms of the monastery were painted blood red and then filled with books and couches to facilitate discussion and provoke thought. (I came to the conclusion that while I don’t understand modern art, I really have no use for contemporary art: painting a room red and signing your name to it doesn’t make you an artist in my opinion.) The theme of the entire museum was “The Political Constitution of the Present” (I didn’t make that up - it was in the pamphlet). There were Italians bemoaning the apathy of the populace, a room full of tiny clay people apparently depicting famous scenes which were also played out on little tv screens (the clay people played them out, not real people - the only one I recognized was from 9.11), a timeline of the fall of the USSR stretching through several rooms, another timeline depicting Lebanon’s conflicts (in English, not Spanish), one entire wall devoted to clippings of every time a country was mentioned in one particular newspaper (just the county’s name, over and over; apparently this is repeated every year - we were looking at 2010’s offering) and another entire wall where the artist repetitively writes the word “woman” on note cards, but half with her left hand to symbolize visual tension and changes of rhythm. Overall, it was quite strange.

The thing about the monastery is that it has a ton of history all by itself. For example, Saint Anne’s chapel held the body of Christopher Columbus for 25 years back in the 1500s. Today it’s full of articles cut from newspapers of genocide and slavery from around the world that the artist didn’t think made big enough headlines. The “Little Cloister” is one of Seville’s finest examples of Mudejar architecture, combining Christian and Moorish styles. Back to art again - a very strange permanent exhibit was created in the monastery’s pools. There was a lot of flooding when the monastery was in use, and as a tribute to the monastery and the river an artist submerged pieces of the architectural remains of the building (mainly columns) into the pools.

We left the art portions of the monastery and wandered the grounds looking for two waterwheels. They weren’t where they were supposed to be according to our map, and we never did find them as it was almost 9 and I started to worry that, since we were just about the only people in the museum, they would lock the gates and we’d be stuck there for the night. We got out in time though, and began the trek home. I paused to take one last picture of a billboard that I mistook at first as being something other than art (namely, a billboard). I actually would recommend checking this out if you’re ever in Seville - it’s cheap, mostly in English, and completely weird.

On our way back to the hostel, we stopped at a Corte Ingles (which spanned a city block and had 4 flags pointing it out on our map). We found the grocery store in the basement of the 7 story building, and picked up cereal on a clearance shelf for $1.50, boxed milk that is shelf-safe until you open it, and a 6-pack of gala apples. Our total came to $6. We returned to the hostel and had some cereal. I was amused by the box, which had every sentence translated into 22 different languages and had serving instructions, for those people who had never eaten cereal before.

Our last stop of the evening was to a bar for some free Flamenco with a small group of other hostel-ers. Even though there were only 6 of us, the bar was completely packed, and we had to climb over one table to get to the only empty spot in the place - a table with 3 chairs. Tricia and I shared one, two girls from Toronto took the other two across from us, and the other 2 girls leaned on the wall behind us. The dancers had a great time, even pulling their friends from the audience to dance for us as well and goading the guitarist into showing off a few moves. What started with 2 female dancers ended with 4, and 5 if you count the guitarist. I’m actually starting to like Flamenco more as we see people who have more fun doing it, although Tricia likes the more technically proficient dancers better. Of course, the better dancers aren’t usually free. J

We considered having a drink since we’d stayed at the bar but hadn’t purchased anything, but since no one had paid any attention to us in the slightest we gave it up and walked home with the girls from Canada, who were also on a 3 month trip, having just finished their semester of school (they were born in ‘88 - ah, we are getting old!). The others went out on a pub crawl, but we’d had our fill of staying up until 4 am in Madrid and had had a full day already. Plus, in a 14-bed dorm the likelihood of our getting 7 hours sleep if we started at 4 am was absolutely zip. So we walked home and found our bunk and called it a night.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Cordoba - 5.9.11

Kevan had told us when we’d arrived at the hostel that the Mesquita was free from 8:30 to 10 on Mondays and Tuesdays. Upon reading the literature he’d given us, we learned that this was because a mass was held at 10 on Monday and Tuesday, and they don’t ask everyone entering whether they’re there as a tourist or as a parishioner. We felt slightly guilty, but we also knew there would be a lot of people there doing the same thing, and at least we’d be informed and more respectful than most other tourists. So, Tricia set her alarm for 7:30 so she could get up and shower. I curled up into a ball and scrunched my eyes shut as usual until 8 when she came back in and made me get up. After a quick bite of oatmeal, we were on our way.

We arrived at the Mesquita at around 9, and walked around trying to decide where to go. We decided the ramp with a guard at the top looked promising, and stealthily tried to ease closer so we could see what others were doing. A couple of men walked up in shorts and ball caps, and the guard motioned to them to remove their caps and then let them inside. I was wearing a tank top, so I pulled off my scarf and wrapped it around my shoulders like a shawl. The guard watched me, and as we approached he nodded approvingly and stood aside to let us in.
The inside was huge, with striped arches left over from when the Moors built it as a prayer/meeting house and alcoves filled with alter pieces of angels and saints and other religious icons. At 10 am the bells began to ring, and we realized there was a small section in the center of the building set aside for the mass. We could just barely see the back few rows, and couldn’t see the priest at all, but the mass was broadcast on speakers throughout the Mesquita and went on until we left. Tricia and I separated a few minutes after we left the building, and she went a little photo-crazy: the first 187 photos are of the Mesquita.

Next we crossed the bridge to visit the Calahorra Tower Museum. We paid 4 Euros to enter, but were given free headphones to listen to the audiotour in each room. It was an interesting setup: each room would broadcast to the headphones, and there were transmitters on the ceiling to send the signals. In some rooms there were two different transmissions, so if you crossed the line in the middle of the room you would suddenly be listening to something else.
In one room we heard some writings by Muslims, Christians, and Jews from hundreds of years ago read aloud. I particularly liked the common theme that religion should not be about fear of punishment or hope of rewards. There was also a model of the Mesquita, which was very cool. It is about all that is left from when the Muslims were in Cordoba - the libraries, shops, and homes are all gone.
We were also able to climb to the top of the tower and see the city, as we do in every city and in every historical building. We didn’t spend too long on the roof though, as we were getting hungry and it was time to eat.
As we were getting close to the plaza, we passed a pastry shop and went inside. We were worried that so close to the tourist areas the pastries would be expensive, but they were less than 2 Euros apiece, and so we got a couple to eat at the hostel before siesta. As we continued our journey, we passed a little grocery store as well. We looked at all the food, and in the frozen food section we found artichoke hearts and ham and cheese croquettes. We read the back of the croquettes for instructions, and decided we could either fry them in a pan or cook them in a microwave. So we bought both.

We ate our yummy pastries as soon as we got to the hostel (I heated mine in the microwave so the chocolate inside would be all warm and gooey). And then we took our siesta, setting the alarm for 5:00 so we could eat again before seeing some more patios in the afternoon.

When we got up, we learned some interesting things about our food. One: the croquettes were supposed to be either fried in oil or in a deep fryer. The picture on the bag was not, in fact, of a microwave. The croquettes were covered in flour and breadcrumbs just waiting for the oil. Well, we didn’t have a deep fryer and weren’t about to heat oil on the stove (been there, done that), so those were going to go into the microwave. The artichokes also did not want to go into the microwave, but that was just too bad. In they went.
Now, as Tricia was fooling with the artichokes, I tried to open the croquettes. I couldn’t get the bag open, so grabbed a knife and sliced into it. And into my finger. I stopped and regarded the little white slit in my finger. Tricia left her artichokes and came to look at it with me. After a bit of discussion, we decided I should run it under cold water while she went to get a band-aid. By the time she returned, my finger had started to bleed and was turning the water a nice rust color. After another discussion, we wrapped the finger in toilet paper and then in mechanical tape (it seemed a shame to waste a band-aid), and then I held my hand above my heart to stop the bleeding and watched while Tricia finished lunch. [I’ll jump to the end of the story - no, I didn’t see a doctor. It’s been 3 days now and my finger is still a nice flesh color, not black or purple or any other scary color.]

 Tricia put all our food on a tray and it made a lovely display. Unfortunately, presentation was all it had going for it: the croquettes were still the color of flour and breadcrumbs, and were quite strange. I let Tricia eat some of mine, as she liked them better than the artichokes, which looked alright but were still quite hard. I figured crunchy veggies were better than the squishy croquettes, although I did need to spit one or two out whose leaves were just plain inedible.
So after that failure, we made a quick stop at the tiny Church of San Bartolome, and then continued on towards the patios. On the way we came across the royal stables and took some pictures, but the horse shows were only on the weekends and we had missed them. We spent the next hour at the various houses, seeing the requisite plastic flower pots, tiny caged birds, tiny bronze utensils, and wishing wells.
We returned to the hostel for a second siesta, but left again at 10 to go to the Light, Sound, and Water show at the Alcazar. There were just a few people milling around in the courtyard, as they apparently didn’t give many invitations to each show. At 10:30, the show began: a video was projected onto the wall of the Alcazar and words giving the religion in power at the time were projected into a pool of water in the center of the courtyard. It was completely awesome. Basically, it was an animated film like you would see in history class, except without words since we all spoke different languages. If I’d been in history class, I’d have wanted to poke my eyes out with a pencil, but being in Spain, in a castle, in the middle of the night, with a couple dozen other people who spoke all different languages, watching a completely surreal film on the history of Spain; well, it was awesome.

Following the show, we all went into the gardens where the water show was going on. In the first pool, water was shooting straight up and was lighted in a rainbow of different colors. We followed the pool all the way to the far end of the garden, and then crossed over and doubled back along the second pool, where the water shot out from the center at an angle and arched out towards the sides. Finally, at the third pool water arched from the sides into the center, crossing over each other as it went. It was a lot of fun, and we were there for a long time watching the various colors and designs on display.
Even though it was well after 11, we thought we would go to the square and have dinner. When we arrived though, the place we had wanted to eat was closed and didn’t look as though it had even opened that day. The rest of the places were closing up as well - the outdoor tables and chairs were being stacked up and dragged inside. We still thought we could find a place to eat, but after wandering around for half an hour we gave it up - midnight is as late as places are open in Cordoba on a weekday. Though the weekends - even Sunday - had been packed with people still out walking around and eating into the early-morning hours, weekdays were a different story. We eventually found an ice cream place that was still open, bought a couple of cones, and called it dinner. And even though we needed to get up early to catch the 9:25 train to Seville, we still stayed up until 2 writing and packing and making phone calls to the states.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Cordoba - 5/8/11

Pics!
Tricia’s alarm went off once again at 9, and we went downstairs to make ourselves some oatmeal. We had just a little technical difficulties, as someone had set the power to low and it took us several times through to realize why the oatmeal wasn’t cooking. The Independent Traveler Hostel has a cute little porch next to the kitchen where we ate in the cool morning air.

Our first stop that morning was to the Cordoban Alcozar (castle). Upon arriving, we briefly debated whether we should spend the 4 Euros ($6) to see it, having just seen the Segovian Alcozar and the Toledan Alcazar, but eventually decided we were in Europe to spend our money and we bought two tickets. Immediately upon entering, we were glad we’d gone - we were greeted by a magnificent garden, complete with fruit trees, flowers, fountains, statues, and pools. We spent nearly an hour just wandering the grounds and taking pictures. We also contemplated jumping into a pool, as the farther south we go the warmer it gets.

We finally made it into the Alcazar itself, where we could see ruins of the original foundation from the upper windows. We went through all the rooms, seeing tapestries, paintings, and tilework (which you could just reach out and touch - and which I saw someone do). I don’t really understand why 13th century pieces aren’t better protected….but maybe there’s just a lot of it. J

Finally, we climbed to the top of the Alcazar and looked at over the city and the gardens - as is the thing to do in Alcazars. As we are in serious tourist season in Adalucia, there were tons of people up there with us, and any pictures without anyone else in them was a pretty amazing feat!

When we had entered the Alcazar, we had seen a sign for a free “Light, sound, and water” show and walking tour at the Alcazar at night, and all we had to do was pick up “invitations” at the tourist booth. This was right across the street, so we stopped in to see what we could get. The lady at the booth still had tickets for the following night’s show at 10 or 10:30, so we knew it would be a short performance, and we got two tickets for the 10:30 show. Then we hurried over to the Archeological Museum to catch the last 2 hours before it closed at 2:30.


The museum was actually pretty interesting. It had been built over the site of an ancient theater that was destroyed in an earthquake in the third century. There were a ton of ruins, including part of the staircase up to the balcony seating and also part of the balcony itself which fell when the support crumbled. There was also a huge drainage system to drain away sewage, rainwater, and other runoff. The theater was only discovered in 1994, but it could hold 15000 spectators and is one of the largest in Europe. In other parts of the museum we saw tons of crumbling Romanesque statues, sculptures, and tilework from the history of Cordoba. We also once again tried to get into the library on the third floor of the building, and we were once again chased off by the museum guards.

Since it was once again siesta time and everything was closed, we went off in search of lunch. Back at the Plaza, we looked through all the menus at the places recommended to us by Kevan at the hostel. At one place, Rabo de Toro (bull’s tail) was listed as only being 2 Euros, but when we went inside, the menu at the table listed it at 14 Euros. We went back outside and pointed this out to a waiter, who pulled a chef over, and they discussed it at length. They finally decided that the ‘1’ was missing in front of the 2, and it should have said 12 Euros, and besides this was an old menu and the prices had gone up.

We decided to eat at this restaurant anyway, and sat down at a table inside since there were none available outside. We ordered Flamenquin, which we had been told was basically deep fried ham, “like a corndog, but less processed.” The waiter asked us, “algun mas?” (What else?) And we said nada. And to drink? Nada. This was shaping up to be another restaurant where the waitsttaff hated us. J

The waiter left with our tiny order, but soon returned with a bread basket with one bun and some breadsticks (one meal - one piece of bread). A minute later, he delivered a little tapa plate of olives. And when we’d finished the bread, they brought us more. So we decided that in spite of our rocky beginning, they liked us after all.

The Flamenquin was as described - pieces of ham tightly rolled into a hot dog-shape and then deep-fried. However, the plate also came with a bit of salad and French fries, which I wasn’t expecting and which was very nice. Tricia liked the Flamenquin a lot, as she is a big fan of corn dogs. I thought it was just alright.

Afterward we stopped off at the Jewish synagogue. Built in 1315, it is one of three synagogues left in Spain and is largely unaltered. We were expecting something magnificent - rather similar to the Catholic cathedrals that are all over, so we were disappointed by the one-room building jam-packed with tourists and tour guides. Basically, we spent a few minutes looking at the architecture and then fled from the overflow of tourists.

We had more time than we’d planned on, since we expected the synagogue to take an hour or so, so we dipped back to the hostel for a little while to call our mothers and wish them a Happy Mothers' Day.  There was also a little napping involved.  The alarm woke us at about 5, and we set off to the far end of the city to view some of the patios. On the way out we ran into Kevan, who was hanging around an outdoor “bar”. He told us that the bar had the best snails in Spain, and that we should stop by on our way back. We told him we’d stop by at 11 and sample the snails and beer and the cured ham displayed outside on a skewer.

Since we had the extra time, we walked all the way to the farthest houses to see the flowers they had on display. Most of the houses in Cordoba open onto a patio, and then the house or apartments are built around it like a little courtyard. The patios were beautiful, and crowded with both Spanish and non-Spanish tourists, all using the same map to find the 40 or so patios open to the public. Tricia and I were both a little surprised by what is considered desirable in a Spanish garden. In the states, flowers, trees, and bushes would all grow in the ground or in big stone pots. In Spain, the ground was mostly hard, so the people hung plastic flower pots from the walls in perfectly shaped patterns. It was strange to get used to at first, but we quickly began enjoying the flowers and decorations people had made in their gardens.

After hitting a dozen or so patios, we were hungry again, and so went back to the plaza to try a second restaurant and a second recommended dish of Cordoba. This time we bought Salmorejo, a soup served cold and made from garlic, tomatoes, and bread blended together but not cooked. It was very good - bread is added until it will no longer blend in, so it is very thick and is typically eaten by dipping bread or breadsticks into it, which is what we did until we ran out of bread and had to resort to a spoon.  They had again delivered the bread to our table unrequested, but this time they charged us for it!!  Over a dollar! 

We headed back to the hostel and up to our room, and there discussed the wisdom of eating snails as a late-night snack. Tricia Googled it and read what tourists had said about the snails. Apparently there are 4 different kinds. Some tourists optimistically ordered and tried all 4 before deciding they couldn’t stomach them. I also mentioned to Tricia that they taste a lot like mushrooms, which immediately turned her off of them. I’ve had them before, but on a cruise where they were big and “prepared” for us. These were very small and were served in the shell, where we would then need to figure out how to get the meat out of it and probably look like idiots. Also it was probably expensive to get if we weren’t going to like it. So, in the end we skipped going back to the bar and stayed in the rest of the night (keep in mind it was already after 11 though - we’d eaten dinner at the traditional 9:30 hour).